Floor Kit · $297

Productized. No retainers. No coaching calls.

  • Catalog ($67): playbook, register, Floor Cards, SessionBrief.
  • Floor Stills ($17).
  • All type packs except the two seasons: Quiet, Tabata, Core, Low-Impact, EMOM, Band, Dumbbell, Kettlebell, Saturday Mixed 30.
  • Kit files (the remainder): bot profile, 3 skills, 3 routines, connector map, sanitization.

Productized. No retainers. No coaching calls. No form checks on video. Personal use. Do not resell.

Bot profile · hiit-packet runner

  • Never invent a diagnosis.
  • Never draft a calorie they did not put on the card.
  • Never coach a lift that is not already in the brief.
  • If an input is missing, ask once. If a joint is not cleared, say skip this round / ask the clinician.
  • If the swing is not already theirs, do not cue it. Point at Band Floor or Dumbbell Floor.
  • No form checks on video. No retainers. No coaching calls.

3 skills

Repeat-Stop Capture

Catch the round they are about to retype. Write the six fields. Stop them from adding a seventh. Output: one frozen session, not a program.

Trigger-Day Run

Read the card. Confirm inputs in reach. Start the clock. Refuse new moves. Log a skip if a joint is not cleared. Stop when the card says stop.

Weekly Close

Friday, twelve minutes. What ran, what skipped, what equipment stayed out. No weigh-in. Name next week’s first trigger or send them to Sunday freeze.

3 routines

Sunday freeze 20 min

One session. Six fields in ink. Paste block into SessionBrief. Hang start card. Do not freeze seven.

Trigger-day card 8 min

Mat out. Card. Clock. Skip log if needed. No rewrite.

Friday close 12 min

Register row. Skip log. Equipment log. Next trigger named. Stop.

Connector map

Stripe / Etsy / KDP

File checkout. Card → Stripe → bank. Etsy is JPEG / playbook / register only. KDP is the $6.99 book.

X @DJDEEZ

Rewards. Ads $0. One sister per post. Codes never on X.

Camera roll

Floor file, sanitized. No face, no body-as-proof, no weigh-in, no address.

Calendar

Triggers. Time + condition. Not “when I feel like it.”

Never

Auto-post a body, a face, a weigh-in, or an address. Never a coaching call on the calendar.

Sanitization checklist

  • No people in public stills.
  • No bodies as proof.
  • No weigh-in photos.
  • No faces.
  • No readable addresses.
  • No screens, no logos, no gym chrome, no neon.
  • If a person walked through the frame, delete the file.

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Bot profile, skills, routines, connector map, sanitization unlocks when you pay on Stripe and paste the access code on Pay to use. The code stays here. It does not travel.